When two highly unbalanced people talk

You get something like this...(Oh, and there's still another post after this one, don't miss it :-P)

Verbal3982:if it's about penis size, just let them know, jews are no. 3
meri1317: who's two?
Verbal3982: blacks
meri1317: who's one?
Verbal3982: penguins.....
meri1317: ahh....
meri1317: i knew there was something up with the penguins
Verbal3982: this bit of the convo is sooooo my away message
meri1317: hehe
meri1317: what away message?
Verbal3982: a new one i just saved and will use soon enough
Verbal3982: but my rabbit statement is tonights
meri1317: its a good statement
Verbal3982: i think so
meri1317: why do penguins get to have the largest penises though?
meri1317: that seems hardly fair
meri1317: i mean, they are psychotic
Verbal3982: exactly.....
Verbal3982: or it was random chance that i typed penguins as opposed to nordic slavs
meri1317: they are the reason that i sleep with my dragon. i figure that a dragon could take on the hordes of psychotic penguins that lurk in the shadows
meri1317: they are waiting you know
Verbal3982: i do know.....they've been plotting for years....
meri1317: i think they are the reason that cats do that spaz thing
Verbal3982: no, that's chipmunks....co-conspirators
meri1317: every one always thinks that cats are plotting your demise, but really, they are just strategizing defense plans
Verbal3982: it's chipmunks, penguins, koalas and pandas....each indigeonous to a different continent....ingenious plan i say
meri1317: yes, indeed
meri1317: but what about the squirrels?
meri1317: is that a different plot to take over the world?
Verbal3982: squirrels aren't plotting to take over.....
meri1317: what are they plotting then?
Verbal3982: they just want to kill off white people, the man's been keeping them down too long
meri1317: oh
meri1317: damn squirrels
meri1317: i never did anything to keep them down
meri1317: i think they are cute
Verbal3982: yeah.....but you did.....
meri1317: i did?
meri1317: what did i do?
meri1317: i'll go apologize
Verbal3982: you were born white, and by going to college, you bought into the whole white man ruling the world complex thingy
meri1317: oh
meri1317: ok
meri1317: but i'm a white woman
Verbal3982: still, you can't say "the white person" doesn't have the same effect, have to say "white man" or it doesn't really count

Ok, so that's a conversation I thought all of you should see. Meri and I aren't exactly your two most normal people. Heck, we have conversations that other people would be like "what the hell is wrong with you two?" on a fairly regular basis. I mean, we can basically have any conversation and then act as if it never occured, it's quite impressive actually. Hooray for not normal people like us, we rock!!!!