A few of my favorite things...

I'm finding that quite possibly the three most entertaining things in this world are movies, sports and republicans, and all for three very different reasons. Movies cause they're a great way to use up a few hours. Even if you've seen it once, chances are if it was any good, you'll see it again. Case and point, buying movies you love and then watching them over and over. I think I've watched 3 amigos something like 100 times (probably less), but I can quote that movie with ease. My favorite being the "plethora" scene. I think I need a nickname like El Guapo. I mean, I have BJ/Broken Jew, Benathan, Littlest Jew, Dan, a few others here and there, but nothing near as cool as El Guapo. Little Neddy Knickers is a pretty good name too.

Next up, Sports. You can talk sports anytime relating to all of them. If you need proof of this, just talk to Richard (Big Gay Richy K as I like to call him, and that's an awesome nickname mind you), he only talks sports. Only thing that EVER crosses his mind.

Lastly and most entertaining, Republicans. I usually refer to them as intelligently impaired, but sometimes, I go with conservatives or elephants. I think Peter Griffin puts it best when he says "...the two symbols of the Republican party, an Elephant and a fat white guy afraid of change." I know I have a lot of friends that are Republicans, and I do feel sorry for them that they're actually that dumb, but hey, that's the way it is. The real problem is they make me dislike elephants, and elephants are cool. Minus that whole smelling about as nice as a pile of shit thing, cause that's actually not cool. Since I don't want to offend anyone's views but still offend them simply for being stupid republicans, I'm avoiding politics if you haven't noticed. And while talking about things that piss 'pubs off (and yes, they're 'pubs from now on) I can't explain why I find Anne Heche strangely appealing. I mean is it the fact she's a lesbian or that whole short blond hair thing or is it that she's really rich and I'd marry a lesbian for money. Know what they say, marry the first time for money, second time for more money, third time for a shit-ton of money, and the fourth for love. Problem is I don't know if I can find 3 gullible enough to marry me without a pre-nub, then get them to divorce me for non-cheating reasons. So back to 'pubs, and not the kind I like where you sit and drink beer. I mean, there are plenty of 'pubs that like beer, just saying I can't exactly sit inside of them now can I? So where was I? Oh, 'pubs, yeah, they're stupid...I think I've said that a few times. I guess I'll say the reason they are is that they are. Might sound like a really dumb way to argue, but if you've ever talked politics with a 'pub, you'd see that that's actually about 10 times more convincing of an argument than they tend to give. Idea for Next Post...what political party are different superheros and why....stay tuned, it'll probably show up on thursday.