So as I'm walking back from class I see three of those vans that GT gives out for events (the 16 person vans) packed with the janitor types from campus. I knew it was them since they were all wearing those blue jumpers with the GT Facilities badge on it. I got to thinking, why would there be three vans packed with them? and that's when it hit me....
JANITORLAND!!! It's the ultimate of theme parks. There are rides like Flush and Freshen Water Slide, Push Broom Bumper Cars, and the Dunk and Mop Water Adventure. Also, to keep them entertained, there are random deposits of trash throughout the park to be picked up (no worries, they get replaced at the top of every hour). Obviously, I've put way too much thought into this, so that's why I should bring up the other possibility for why they were in those....
CLONES!!! Cause they get pulled from the tanks fresh daily, and thrown onto the vans to get brought to GT for cleaning purposes. But if that really were the case, I would think they'd actually clone people who do their job more than (arbitrary number) 24% of the time. So.....
COMMON HOUSING!!! Yes, They all live together in one big ass apartment. Might seem unlikely, but the more you think about it, the more sense it starts to make. Kind of like OJ being found not guilty, cause he didn't do it, right????? And lastly....
FIELD TRIP!!! To the janitor museum/hall of fame. They can marvel in the wonders of the greatest moppers, broomers and scrubers of all time. Men with repuations like Joe, Mike and Bob (no last names, they're just janitors after all).
Any other suggestions??
P.S. Thanks for posting Kristen and Christine.
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